May 2013
nothrehe replied to your post: Today I was in a golf cart accident. It kind of…
ahhhhh! glad you’re okay!
I have more injuries than everyone else involved.
Today I was in a golf cart accident. It kind of tipped over on the side I was on. I didn’t quite die, but I got off work early!
eezybree:
in horse you don’t say “i love you” you say “neigh neigh snort neigh whinny snort” which roughly translates to “give me a carrot you little shit” i think thats really beautiful
dersefeferi:
i went on facebook and i jus t
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amazingdanisnotsocoollike:
amazingdanisnotsocoollike:
why do seagulls fly over the sea
because if they fly over bays they would be baygels
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
Merida: What are you most passionate about?
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
if i have a crush on you i’m so sorry
Because of the crystal-clear water, Flathead Lake...
did-you-kno:
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