ermahgerd-sherlerk:

“Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?
Am I too dirty?
Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?”

PEAS AND RICE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS

  • Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
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eternallyfangirling:

charlottedsweb:

ewelock:

itmightpossiblybetimeformiracles:

purple-monkey-dish-washer:

hi-john-im-alive:

useyourwandbro:

dives-and-divas:

I need a moment to process this

I just dropped my spoon

my mom found me

on the floor

in a fetal position

due to this post

*HYPERVENTILATING*

SCREAMING

ITS HERE

After our long hiatus, we finally have a date. We actually have an honest-to-god showing date.

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

/WILHELM SCREAM/

IS THIS REAL OR

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

Reblogged from Just for the kicks
youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

Reblogged from stepping stone

can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send 

Reblogged from ♥ crooked young ♥
Reblogged from ♥ crooked young ♥
party-in-my-purgatories:

mememaster:



proof that Marvel is the best

party-in-my-purgatories:

mememaster:

proof that Marvel is the best

Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:

  • Aurora: Story of your first kiss
  • Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
  • Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
  • Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
  • Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
  • Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
  • Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
  • Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
  • Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
  • Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
  • Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
  • Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
  • Boo: A childhood hero.
  • Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
  • Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
  • Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
  • Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
  • Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
  • Nemo: Your bravest moment.
  • Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
  • Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
  • Alice: Done drugs?
  • Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
  • Merida: What are you most passionate about?
Reblogged from I am adjective.
animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

Reblogged from Paratale's Menagerie

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

Reblogged from I am adjective.

mitchellcowlamb:

More pictures of the terrible, devastating tornado in Moore, Oklahoma.

Reblogged from MitchellCow